1) A guy asked u for sex and u
asked, "Do u Love me?". What do u
expect him to say or Are U a
LEARNER ?
2) Half naked girls are hot, while
well dressed girls are beautiful...Hell high low wedding dresses
is hot, while heaven is
beautiful...the choice is yours.
3) You have been engaged to him
for 2 years and no wedding is forth
coming. Please kindly remove the
ring. Is your finger a key holder?
4)You have slept with over 10 girls
without protection yet you go to
the barbers shop with your
personal clipper. What are you
preventing???
5) Guys always know who their
heart belongs to, so if you like cook
chicken in diamond sauce or do
monkey style in bed, if its not you,
It can't be you.
6) In America wen a couple go to
bed dey say "Good nights my love"
In Britain "Sweet dreams darling"
In Nigeria "Did u lock d Gate, doors
& windows?
7) You cannot say "I can't date you,
I have a boyfriend" and be asking
for money from him. GT-bank staff
cannot receive salary from UBA
bank!
8) My name Anita, I used my friend
to set up my boyfriend to c if he'll
cheat on me. Now they've sent me
wedding Invitation. What AM I? (A)
Learner (B) God sent (C) Fool
9) No Guy will ever tell a Lady "i
have a Girlfriend when asking her
out. Their National Anthem is "we
had issues & we've broken up".
10) Welcome to Nigeria where the
government is responsible and
blamed for every damn things. if
mosquito bite you, you will blame
the government.
11) No guy is single, you either
snatch him from someone or share
him with someone, the most
important thing is to be the highest
Shareholder.
12) 35yr old first class graduate
without job and u dey follow
Lil'Wayne sing 'I Ain't Got no
worries' ... your life is on SOS.
13) Idiot girl said: "I dated him for
GOOD 10 years and he broke my
heart" fool, what's GOOD in the
years?
14). Sex won't make him love u. A
baby won't make him stay. If
you're doubting me, kindly ask
TUFACE...
15) No matter how nice you are to
a goat, it will still eat your yam.
16) You make his 'Dick' hard, u
carry him enter room, he don off
shirt, then u shout April Fool... My
sister, he will RAPE ur Destiny!!
17) What shall it profit a girl to
have all the Brazilian hair in the
whole world and still lose her
boyfriend to a girl on low cut
18) Kill an American citizen and 1
million policemen will be deployed
to search for u but kill 1 million
Nigerians U will be invited for
amnesty
19) Don't act like you have it all,
even rich men beg for pen in the
bank.
20) No matter how big ur house is,
How recent your car is,or how huge
ur bank account is, Our grave is still
gonna be the same size, stay
humble.
21) No Matter How Pretty Or Cute
your Face Might Be, you Will Still Be
the Food For Worms....Set your
Arrogance Aside and Remember 6
Feet. No one lives for Ever.
22) I woke up today, someone
somewhere just took their last
breath am about sleeping someone
somewhere is crying.. Always thank
the lord no matter the situation
.....pls send to friends.
Pls say after me with faith,
I shall not beg to eat.
I shall not be ashamed.
I shall not be cursed.
I shall not cry over loved ones.
I shall not be mocked.
I shall not be a victim of hired
killers.
I shall not be a victim of accidents.
I shall not be sorrowful.
BUT, I shall be great.
I shall be fruitful
I shall be victorious.
I shall be celebrated.
I shall be successful.
I shall be favoured.
I shall be blessed in abundance.
I shall be prosperous.
I shall have joy unspeakable.
I shall have peace beyond limits.I
shall make it.
I shall testify.
I shall be lifted high beyond falling.
I shall excel in all that i do.
I shall be called Wonderful.
Where the road is thirsty of flesh
and blood, my family n i with my
beloved ones will not go there.
The evils that will happen will not
know my dwelling place. Death
messengers will not know my
address. The miracles in the year
shall locate my household.
My heart desires will not be cut-
short. I will not cry because of you.
I pray for you, in the remaining
months of this year,Your PICTURE
WILL NOT BE USED FOR R.I.P.
Send this to the 24 most important
people in your life, and send it to
me if I'm included.